This has been an exciting week in politics. We have folks applying for the highest position in the country, who are inexperienced, obnoxious, under investigation by the FBI, have no definitive plans that address the issues; and some, who are outstanding. Sadly for us, many of the more qualified candidates can’t get out from under Trump’s che cazzo grandstanding, which is like an in vitro serving of unachievable bullshit.
Really, Donald, the office of the presidency isn’t a “fake it till you make it” kind of job.
To paraphrase Will Rogers, “If you want to go into politics, you should live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot as a senior companion to gossip columnist Liz Smith.”
The Skinny as follows:
Donald Trump ordered "Bible CliffsNotes" from Amazon, so he can answer next time an Iowa reporter asks for his favorite verse.
Iowans know that he lied, the hashtag #Trumpbible is trending on Twitter. My favorite is “When Jesus said give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses he didn't mean at the expense of our capitalist infrastructure.”
The Ashley Madison hacked accounts have been leaked. One woman’s profile said she'd fool around with a guy whose toupee didn't look like a baboon.
The Gallup Poll says 51% of women, who once hurled their knickers at Tom Jones when he sang "Sex Bomb," are voting for Marco Rubio. Polls don't lie.
Both of the front-runners have over one million fake followers on Twitter; a good indication of what else they have been faking.
The latest Hillary scandal is "StartingGate." That's when a politician commits an impeachable offense even before the election. She says "What, me worry? Nah, Bill always remembers to hit the links with Obama, I can do what I want."
Chris Christie wants to track illegal immigrants like FedEx packages. His mother wrote to Seton Hall University School of Law asking for a refund.
Flake on flake: Senator Jeff Flake (R-AZ) called Trump’s campaign “offensive” and “laughable.” Don’t you just cringe at the thought of an uncouth braggart in the White House armed with “Top Secret” information? Me too.
Trump went after Anthony Weiner in his Massachusetts speech, calling him a "sleazebag." People close to him should remind him that "folks who live in glass houses..." after all, most of us still remember his infidelity hitting the front page of the National Enquirer from the slopes of Aspen in 1990, when he was a "very bad man" to his first wife.
Both Martin O’Malley and Bernie Sanders said they believe the DNC party leaders have rigged the debate schedule in favor of front-runner Hillary Clinton. I’m glad they finally caught on.
My Uncle Harry belongs to Mensa, he says "We have the most embarrassing First Family of the '90s and a mentally disturbed billionaire still listed as front-runners in the polls. Ultimately, it means we’re screwed!"
I think for the 2016 general election what this country really needs is Joe Biden and a good neurosurgeon.
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